Mike-1

The OG Mike, the progenitor of most of the autism in the server.

Has the curious ability to shapeshift into different people, even ranging across ethnicity and geographic location.

Has at various times been a Japanese dude living in Canada who attempted to translate literally every Tokusatsu show in existence, a trans German SJW who got really offended every time someone in the Lounge would say something slightly not PC, and even ranging to an Irish person who would unleash the full forces of autism onto the server.

He's also the living embodiment of the dangers of alcohol in large amounts, and notably spent a whole bunch of time in hospital trying to escape from it through such novel ideas as "walking out the front door"