The Singapore Scale

Once upon a time, there was a Pelican. This Pelican believed that they were of the communist master-race known as "Ching-Chong," or "Chinese" to the educated speaker of more proper tongues, despite in fact being Singaporean.

This Pelican proceeded to invoke a saga of epic proportions as the entire server decided to descend upon this one innocent little SEA-bird and correct him as to his proper nationality.

This saga was so big at the time in fact that HP has spent the whole time since comparing every single incident to that one by asking where it rates on the Singapore Scale from 1-10, and is yet to recieve a sensible answer for that question.