The Meister (AKA God Of Showa, King Of Bootlegs, Autistic)



Often regarded as "The SCP That Got Away" The Meister is a special kind of creature. He is as knowledgeable as Socrates in regards to the B-Movie Market around the world and maybe even a few multiverse dimensions, but will occasionally forget what the color green is. Said to be the result of a test tube DNA experiment in which the dust of a Betamax copy of 1982's MegaForce fell into.

While The Meister is one of its own kind, others can be declared Meisters, by the king itself. To be a Meister is to have a special kind of autism that hyperfocuses on one major point/passion/hobby. While there are many Meisters, there is only one The Meister. It currently runs around in the wild, The Lounge has taken pre-emptive measures to restrain the cryptid...except for that one time Fedora left the doors unlocked and it escaped for a few months.

The Meister is a native mountain cryptid, yet rumors have surfaced of said cryptid travelling around the world, in pursuit of English audio-dubbing recordings of various Asian, Spanish, and European media. If in the line of sight, do not provoke by being a weeaboo and proclaiming the superiority of subtitles. The Meister has an intense love of media from the "Showa Era" of Japan (1926-1989) if said media is disrespected The Meister has been known to become hostile.

Currently being pursued by a cat/wolf/who knows at this point woman, who will one day track down Den in his country and brutally murder him. She goes by many names, but is commonly known as Vevvie.

There are also rumours of another female predator, but this is not spoken of and rumours have it that all information regarding them has been cast into the depths of the Lounge Vault along with the Mike Sextuplets and various other levels of dumb shit.